Friday, April 19, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
If you can manage to choose u and v such that u = v = x, then the answer is just (1/2)x^2, which is easy to remember. Oh, and add a ‘+C’ or you’ll get yelled at.
Monday, December 31, 2012
A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.
And why is it accepted, and in some cases expected, for people who create art and music to be on a drugs? But it’s wrong for athletes.
Monday, December 24, 2012
If at first you don’t succeed, that’s one data point.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
In fact, one of the boxes is full of Staphylococcus. The wrapping paper is covered in E. coli, though, so it’s an understandable mistake. You know, we really should stop accepting gifts from that guy.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
So I turn 18 in like a week and a few days, and I plan on getting a tattoo.
I have so many ideas I just want them all at the same time but I gotta pick one.
- Super Mario Red Mushroom - Symbolizes growing up, becoming an adult.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender Elemental Symbols - Symbolizes the different aspects of my personality.
- Harry Potter quote: “Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth does that make it any less real?” - Okay I just really fucking love that quote.
- XKCD science guy holding a bubbling beaker and calculator. The shirt has the words “Stand back! I’m going to try science!” on it, but I’m omitting the words. Symbolizing my love of science and webcomics. xD
Basically I have no idea which of those I want to get.
This is a really difficult decision.
I think xkcd’s blackout is my favorite.
Thursday, December 15, 2011