The sky is the most beautiful thing in the entire world, I am so thankful that I get to witness something so amazing. It’s colours more vibrant then you could ever imagine and yet you are staring right at it. It makes me so happy.
(Source: memewhore, via marinatingwithalphonzo)
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
This person wins.
(Source: katara, via angrygaymermaid)
(Source: rock-will-survive, via marinatingwithalphonzo)
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath
"when i was your age…"
WELL GUESS WHAT, THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE THE DINOSAURS LIVED