god. I’m 2 attractive.
my body is made up of 60% water, 30% sexy, and 10% sexy water
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
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we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
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It is legal for women to be publicly topless in 33 states. Male toplessness became legal in 1936.