June 2012
cryingvagina:
if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via mirroir)
twirlingblainers:
there’s loads of things i need to watch beacuse of tumblr
but i never get round to watching any of them because of tumblr
these are sweet please send some →
Blue: What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down? Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee? Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story. English: How many languages can you speak? Fear: Tell us three fears. Game: What was the last board game you played? Harry Potter: What was the last book you read? Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door? Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump. Kiss:...
I don't need you. I'm a high level elf in skyrim...
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.