April 2012
Anonymous asked: Weirdest place you've ever masturbated? (Car, public bathroom, etc.)
Anonymous asked: How often do you masturbate
Honesty Hour,
mactrak:
Ask me stuff <3
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Hey you guys should totally ask me questions and... →
“I don’t like going out that much. I’m kind of a homebody. So I was stressing out...”
– Jennifer Lawrence (via serjorahmormont)
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mfreems:
you can keep your superwholock because there will never be a better crossover than the jimmy timmy power hour
“Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.”
– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via livvy3000)
March 2012
ihopebarackobama:
I hope that Barack Obama wants some second breakfast, then is told that he’s already had one, but then gets second breakfast after all and is twice as happy.
a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
simplescorp:
Now I’ve dodged your questions so much I don’t possess the strength To answer straight And no, I’m not afraid, at least not to die I’m afraid to live and not remember why
-Envy On The Coast
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
“IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK...”
– Radar (via octopusilicious)
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein (via dealll)
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
msdarcys:
when you notice you spelled something wrong after you click create post
