Weirdest place you've ever masturbated? (Car, public bathroom, etc.)
I did it once driving, but only to keep myself awake. I had read somewhere that thinking about sex would keep you awake but that didn’t work so I was like “fuck it” because I was about to pass out and that’s not a safe thing to do while driving. Neither is masturbating now that I think about it, but regardless.
In case anyone was wondering, it worked; I didn’t fall asleep.
“I don’t like going out that much. I’m kind of a homebody. So I was stressing out one time, like, ‘Oh my God, when these movies come out I won’t be able to go to a bar and just hang out,’ but I’m always lying to get out of those things anyway. So now I have an excuse: ‘I can’t go, I’m famous.’”—Jennifer Lawrence (via serjorahmormont)
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.