teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

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forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

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beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

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zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aquarius is the kind of friend who….

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aquarius is the kind of friend who….

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